"Inspired Monologues..."
"This is so boring. All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Seriously. Being a baby is so lame. The highlight of my day is trying to pee on my parents. What kind of creature can make that sad claim? That's it. I'm staging a protest. No more eating and sleeping until I get do so something new. Something fun...some...thing..."
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"...Huh? Crap. I fell asleep AGAIN. Yeah, you just wait until I can crawl around..."
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"You'd scream too if you looked like this guy."
"All I want to do is play Scrabble!!!"
"My daddy thinks I'm a prop. I swear, I'm going to develop a COMPLEX from the flash of his camera. PUT ME DOWN, YOU BAFFOON!!! Just wait until you change me..."
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"(villanous laugh) Muah ha ha ha!!! I have these pathetic humans right where I want them! As they continue to 'oooh' and 'aaah' over me, I'm slowly bringing my plans to fruition! They make stupid faces at me, I make plans of their untimely demise!!! The idiots actually think I SLEEP at night. Little do they know the people who I have been communicating with, the resources we have pulled together, the way we are slowly bringing their doom upon them. It is I who keeps leaving the milk out! It is I who leaves the toilet seat up! The seeds of discourse are growing...and when the right time comes, they will they have a surprise waiting for them! The planet will be mine! And next, the universe! Muah ha ha ha!!! You just wait until the lights go out!!! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!"
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"Wha-? Blast him and that camera! Oh no, the plans...does he know? Quick, look cute!"
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