Now what starts with the letter "P"?
"Poopie" starts with "P"!
Let's think of other things that starts with "P"!
Uh. . .Uh. . . Who cares about da other things?!
P is for Poopie
It's what I did last night.
P is for Poopie
It's what I did last night.
P is for Poopie
It's what I did last night.
Oh, poopie, poopie, poopie starts with P!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. It's been 3 days, and mommy and daddy (and grandma) were starting to worry, but last night, after 5 to 10 minutes of fussy behavior that was very foreign to our son, a sudden wave of calm and stillness crept over his body. As I looked down, I felt those little abdominal and leg muscles begin to work, and then I heard the most wonderful sound a father could hear. Poop! You know you're a parent when...
While I could have brought in pictures of my son and his poop (yes, we took them, but only to show my wife who was in the other room), I have decided to wisely not go that route. Something about listening to the hearts of the readers, or playing to the masses, or some such nonsense. If I was a pop artist, it would be called "selling out." If I was a performance artist, it would be called "hip."
FINAL STATUS UPDATE
(since leaving the Hospital)
Poop: Once.
Peed on Dad: Twice.
Peed on Grandma: Once
(almost Twice. She's quick!)
Peed on Mom: None.
Peed on wall: Once.
2 comments:
Hmm, in that one picture he looks like he may be conducting an especially quiet passage. The keyboard in the background is a nice touch - is he reaching for it yet?
You have good writing skills, Grasshopper, as though you'd been "sprinkled" by the Muse.
Poopie Monster!? Now whenever I try to think of the Cookie Monster I think of something brown and stinky instead. Thanks a lot.
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