The music organization who's festival was this past weekend (the organization of which I am the president) is now over, and I can now resume normal life. FYI: Now accepting responses to correct that sentence...while is has all the necessary information and fits into one tidy sentence, it sure sounds awkward.
Anyway, I was busy reflecting on my newly-found free time. It is quite nice to finally be able to smell the flowers...to enjoy the beauty that is Autumn...to finally get some extra sleep.
Unfortunately for me, while I was busy planning like crazy, we got a few inches of snow this past Thursday, so all the flowers are dead. And the snow wasn't the only thing to fall...just about all the leaves are gone. And since the festival, I've barely slept. Not really sure why I didn't sleep Saturday night, but I know WITHOUT A DOUBT why my wife and I didn't sleep last night.
No matter how cute my son and his nosises are, they lose some cuteness between the hours of 1am and 5PM (in which he woke us up 3 times).
In honor of my son's cute sounds, I offer you this chance to be, well, just like me (but without the unfortunate hair-loss side effects). Now YOU can pretend to have a son that wakes you up in the middle of the night! Why, with these sounds you're about to hear, you could do any of the following:
- Use them as a ring-tone on your cell phone, and have your friends call you while you sleep (in 1.5 hour intervals for the full effect).
- Wake up your parents with it in the dead of night.
- Program them into your local fire department's siren, and then call in a fire (setting your friend's house on fire is purely up to you).
- Play them for the morning announcements at your school. Students may actually LISTEN to them.
- Use it as the bass line of the next great rap song (great rap song...that's an oxymoron, like Act Naturally, Awfully Good, and Microsoft Works).
- Find a way to change police car sirens to these sounds. Then police would have people's attention, and people wouldn't be looking at the officers with that "Oh-crap-I-hope-he-didn't-just-catch-me-speeding" look.
And believe it or not, it won't sound as cute anymore.
Just click on the gangsta-rapper picture below (It may take a minute to load up on slower internet connections):
Click on the image above for some David Sounds, or click this caption for the larger version of this image.
2 comments:
David you sound beautiful even if your parents don't think your noises are cute in the wee hours of the morning! In fact as we were reminded many times by our children's grandparents all the good traits skip a generation! I think you should just continue, but try and give them a few hours sleep once in a while. Tell your mommy and daddy that I received your great note today. You write quite well for your age, but then you are our grandchild! I hope that you find a nice comfy chair soon so your rocking chair can go in your room. Love all your pictures.
Love ya and miss you,
All I can say is "I feel your pain." Roballen, answer my email!!
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