The agony of de-feet.

Through miserable, tireless work and lots of dedication, and thanks to the relentless efforts of Aunt Lindsey and Aunt Kassie, our son David finally discovered something new about himself. Just look below on the agonizing work David was put through by his demanding Aunts...

Yes, I know, it sickens you to see us put our son through such torturous activities. We're bad parents, you're thinking. Just wait until the media gets hold of THIS information.

We understand how much it pains you to look upon someone so pure, so beautiful, and so insanely cute, and see him go through something so painful, so miserable, and so horrible. But please, you must swallow your pride, take one for the team, and read on.

The misery... it's too much... can't take it... almost through... you can do it...

It was in these vicious activities, while he was rigorously working his leg muscles, that our son, David James, made the most startling discovery of his life thus far.

I have feet!

And, the discovery of these strange, new objects on the bottom of his body naturally led to another thought.

I want to eat my feet!

After figuring out that he couldn't get his feet into his mouth, he finally came to his second, more permanent realization.

I like my feet!

Now that he has discovered something, it was time to finish the game, end the day, end this post, and celebrate, King Kong style.